英語繞口令

　　1. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.

　　內(nèi)德·諾特被射殺而森姆·索特則沒有被射殺。那么，做索特先生比做諾特先生好。有些人說諾特并沒有被射殺，但索特說他射殺了諾特。要不是索特向諾特開的槍并沒有將他射殺，便是諾特被射殺。假如索特開的槍射殺了諾特，諾特是被射殺了。但是，如果索特開的槍將索特射殺了，那么被射殺的是索特，不是諾特�？墒牵�索特開的槍并沒有將索特射死，反而射死的是諾特。

　　2. When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the dotored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?

　　一個醫(yī)生給另一個醫(yī)生看病時，他是用看診的醫(yī)生希望用的方法看病還是用自己想用的方法給看診的醫(yī)生看病呢？

　　3. When does the wristwatch strap shop shut? Does the wristwatch strap shop shut soon? Which wristwatch straps are the Swiss wristwatch straps?

　　表帶店何時關(guān)門？表帶店是否即將關(guān)門？哪些表帶是瑞士制造的？

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　　 A House Of Cards 紙牌堆成的房子

　　A house of cards 紙牌堆成的房子

　　Is neat and small; 潔凈及小巧，

　　Shake the table！ 搖搖桌子！

　　It must fall. 它一定會倒。

　　Find the court cards 找出繪有人像的紙牌

　　One by one; 一張一張地豎起，

　　Raise it, roof it, 再加上頂蓋，

　　Now it’s done; 現(xiàn)在房子已經(jīng)蓋好，

　　Shake the table! 搖搖桌子！

　　That’s the fun. 那就是它的樂趣。

　　開心一刻

　　A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”

　　The friends says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?”

　　The first guys says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them!”

　　一個人對他的朋友說：“猜猜我兜里有幾個子兒？”

　　他的朋友說：“我猜對了，你能給我一個不？”

　　第一個人說：“你要猜對了，我兩個全部給你！”